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How My Dogs See Me

My names Vicente and this is my humble blog. I live in California of the USA. If you want to achieve happiness then you need to have a wide variety of associates, and a special variety of friends. "Happiness is having an itch to every scratch." -Ogden Nash

hunter-and-angel:

hunter-and-angel:

hunter-and-angel:

SO SOMEONE I DONT KNOW TEXTED ME AND

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NO AND THEN

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AND THEN

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HELP ME I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS AND I LOVE THEM

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can i marry you seriously

i regret ever letting this post exist

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bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

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loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

22. August 2014

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

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